8 Insane Desserts in Southern Maine Because No One Cares About Your Diet

The Marshmallow Cart serves "streetside roasted S'mores, Belgian waffles and other marshmallow snacks including rice crispy treats & trail mix." Need a fix? Locate the Portland cart on their website themarshmallowcart.com.

Any of the tortes at The Bar of Chocolate on Wharf Street are insane. I would know, I've tried them all. Pair the dark chocolate torte with an espresso or peanut butter cup martini and give a shout out to the diet you used to give a damn about.

It's pronounced Ten Ten Pi-yay as in YAY FOR DESSERTS. This gluten free cake is just one of the stellar pastry offerings at Ten Ten Pié.

What the hell is a Cocoa Doodle Do? According to Zomato.com reviewer Ezra it's "a white flour tortilla stuffed full of vegan chocolate cake, chocolate syrup and soy ice cream, then fried & served with a side of soy ice cream & dusted with cocoa." I want to go to there.

If you've got some time to kill and you like looking at beautiful photos of breads and pastries, please visit Standard Baking Company's website at your earliest convenience. This chocolate hazelnut torte is so much yes you'll probably order two. One for now and one for now.

This vegan pumpkin whoopie pie isn't normal, it's insane. Insane and beautiful, a lovely combination.

"Bam Bam Bakery offers gluten-free baked goods for the discerning palate. All of our goods are made from scratch, gluten-free, and we think you will find they taste better than their conventional counterparts." SOLD TO THE GUY WHO SAID COOKIE DOUGH BAR.

My favorite part about Little Bigs is that their donuts include the donut hole on top. No donut hole left behind, am I right guys?