Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great Again
Girl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Snapchat Snafu
You gotta be careful what you share on social media.
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining)
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a One-Arachnid Horror Show
This story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.
Nutjob (Voluntarily) Gets Stung By Second Most Painful Wasp in the World
If bee stings make you queasy, you may want to look away.
Town Opens Free Wine Fountain to Become Best Place on Earth
Water fountain, soda fountain -- they take a back seat to this fountain.
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that's been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
Chinese Boss Who Orders Women to Kiss Him Each Morning Probably Not Familiar with Harassment
While America continues to deal with the fallout from Donald Trump's sexist comments from a 2005 video, one man in China has just gone full-blown Richard Dawson.
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)
Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Women’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same.
Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he's something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don't we just let The Smoking Gun explain it?
A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he snuck into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice tha
Heated College Lacrosse Game Decided By Equally Heated Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors
If only their play-calling had been this imaginative.
Hero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza Party
There's a choice for disenfran-cheesed voters.
Dad Goes Full-On Batty When He Gets Light-Up Sneakers for Birthday
A pair of kids' shoes brought out the kid in this septuagenarian.
Man on Big Wheel Goes for Inexplicable Spin on the Highway
It's a joyride that probably shouldn't have taken place.
The Ginormous iPhone Mirror Has Arrived
Smartphones can be many things, but not many things can be an smartphones.