Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
This Beer-Dispensing Chair Is Reason to Never Get Up Ever Again
This isn't so much cool as it is ice cold.
Tom Brady Was Mercilessly Heckled on Twitter After Opening Night Loss
Tom Brady got crushed by the Chiefs. Then, he got crushed again.
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
Tinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was Housesitting
As far as bad Tinder dates go, this one is tough to top.
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)
Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.
The World Needs More Leaf Blower-Powered Tricycles
Get your motor running (but maybe stop short of heading out on the highway and looking for adventure).
Millennials Are Spending Enough on Bachelor Parties to Bankrupt Themselves
Saying goodbye to the single life costs a pretty penny.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey
This guy wanted a piece of ass.
Car Gets Tangled in Power Lines. Stands Upright. In a Rain Storm.
This is a pretty frightening scene.
Low-Maintenance Girl Is Just Waaaay Too Chill
You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.
Cocky Patriots Are Already Sending Out Playoff Tickets
As if the rest of the football-loving population needed another reason to despise the Patriots.
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Tom Brady’s High School Interview Was an Omen for His Greatness
Before he was arguably the best quarterback in NFL history, Tom Brady was just a kid out to prove himself.