Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Swedish Politician Wants Paid Sex Breaks. In Related News, Sweden Rocks.
Busy at work? How about gettin' busy at work?
Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘Nads
You've gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.
You Know You’re Staying at a Bad Hotel When…
Sometimes, it's best to keep driving until you find a better place to rest your head.
Man Grades Ex-Girlfriend’s Letter of Apology, Puts It Full Blast on Twitter
Love hurts. Almost as much as getting an "F."
Cocky Basketball Player Gets a Technical…For Dribbling?
It sounds silly, right? A basketball player gets T'd up for dribbling the ball.
Man, 87, Learns His New Car Has Added Feature — 50 Pounds of Pot
Exactly what kind of smoke is coming out of the tailpipe?
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of Irony
Amazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."
Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Drink for Under a Buck and What Can Possibly Go Wrong?
Drinks are almost on the house.
Burger King’s Valentine’s Cup Lets You Simultaneously Drink With the Love of Your Life
Make sure to drink in all the romance this Valentine's Day.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
‘Throw Shade,’ ‘Binge-Watch’ Among Merriam-Webster’s 1,000 New Words
The events of the last 12 months have left many of us without words. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster is here to help.
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
Perfectly Patriotic Chicken Plays ‘America the Beautiful’ on Piano, Wows the World
They may have drumsticks, but chickens are more interested in another instrument.
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real Thing
Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?