Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
This Crazy Badminton Rally Almost Makes the Sport Watchable
It's only January, but we already have the year's best badminton highlight.
Guy Spends 9 Excruciating Hours Finding the End of Excel Spreadsheet
"Let's get to the bottom of this" has never been quite so literal.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control
Changing the channel has never been so costly.
Proposal Ends in Disaster When Ring Tumbles Into Waterfall
Tears weren't the only thing falling during this proposal.
Distraught Woman Leaves Ridiculously Unhinged Voicemail for Closed Gelato Shop
This woman broke up...with ice cream.
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
The Russians Clear Snow In a Sneaky Creative Way
Hacking may be Russia's second greatest skill set.
Spoiled Brat Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment Because Teens Are Satan’s Minions
You think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.
Little Boy Is Waaaay Too Excited to Get Toilet Paper for Christmas
When it comes to the perfect Christmas gift, don't overthink it.
Ice Golfer Painfully Learns Why That Sport Won’t Catch On
This is not how a day on the links should go.
There’s a Very Real and Very Poorly-Timed Whipped Cream Shortage in America
Consider this the cherry on top of the whipped cream-less sundae that has been the disaster known as 2016.
What Were the Most Popular Dog Names in 2016?
Prepare to bow wow wow down to the most popular names people gave their pooched this year.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Happily Help You Achieve Singlehood for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.