“Awesomest” Guy Ever From Bar Harbor Posts Dynamite Craigslist Personal Ad

What's every girl looking for? CLEARLY this dude from Bar Harbor and his craigslist ad will tell you exactly why!

First off, let's call a spade, a spade and all admit that this is FAKE. But who cares when a personal ad is written with so much zest and vigor. This troll had me hooked in the first couple lines when they were fashioning their love of sports stats and facts. It felt like I was looking in a Craigslist mirror! I'm also super appreciative that trolly mctrollerson dropped the haymaker about being banned from a local bar, it gives the right kind of bait for that sad female out there that might actually respond to this. Hard to disagree with his likes of TV, wrestling and death metal. Even harder to disagree with his dislikes of laws, working and goals! So what's up ladies, I've got a guy you should probably meet.....