Jiménez Fortes is a bullfighter. Wait, scratch that. Jiménez Fortes is a bad bullfighter.

Fortes was gored in the neck by a bull this past weekend in Spain after returning to the ring following a goring in the neck by a bull back in May. It's the eighth time Fortes has been gored in the last two years.

This one ain't pretty (not that any goring is) and you'll probably squeal watching this.

So, clearly, Fortes ought to give University of Phoenix or DeVry a call because he needs to focus on a new career. He is listed in serious but stable condition.

It's just more proof that, yeah, maybe messing with a bull -- fire-horned or not -- may not be the best decision you can make.