Can’t Shower? Cool, Company Develops Full Body Wet Wipes
A company from the U.K. called Firebox announced over the weekend that they had invented full body wet wipes for those who are "hygienically challenged".They're calling them the "big big body wipes" but they are exactly what you think they'd be, large, towel-looking wet wipes with all clean feeling charm. Firebox claims they got the idea from going to massive music festivals and seeing how people don't shower for days on end. They are available in packs of 2 from Firebox's website.
HOT TAKE: Boom goes the dynamite! I can't even begin to tell you the number of times I've thought, "why would I want to take this deliciously hot shower and clean my body today"? Now, problem solved. A full body wet wipe is sure to do the trick for those who just hate bathing. Oh, and it's meant for large scale music festivals? PERFECT! Seeing a filth covered stranger strip naked and wash themselves with a wet wipe the size of a towel won't be horrifying whatsoever. How much for a lifetime supply?!