Current Occupation Not Workin For Ya? Well the Best Job Ever Just Opened Up

You wake up in the morning and dread the day ahead of you. Boss is a dick, you don't get paid, slam your head against the steering wheel on the way to work every morning. Well now we give you what could be the most stress-free job you could ever ask for. The country of Germany is now hiring brothel testers. This is exactly what you're thinking. You will get paid to try out various sex services and rate them. Similar to a Yelp for prostitutes, if you will.

Who would've known something you once paid for could now pay you?