Have You Ever Read What Can’t Go Onto I295?

Ya know...I never really read this sign until today...

These are the things you can't have on I295:

• Pedestrians
• Hitchhikers
• Bicycles
• Motorscooters
• Animals: ridden, driven or led
• Farm equipment over 8 feet wide

This made me curious. You know how there are warnings on stuff like irons that say, 'Caution: gets hot'? Well, I can only imagine that the highway people had to put up this sign because at some point each one of the things banned was on I295.

So remember to not to bring your motorscooter or horse on 295...