Sometimes there's a missed connection on Craigslist that just sticks out, you've got to read this one from Bangor to believe it!

 

This missed connection was posted on May 19th with the headline "Man Assembling My Burger". i'll give you my take on it after you read this masterpiece.

Dear man handling my burger,
I came through drive through today and ordered a few McDoubles. To my surprise as I opened each burger it was perfectly assembled. Each pickle was equally spaced apart, a perfect amount of onions centered on the top patty of meat and an adequate amount of ketchup and mustard. But most surprising of all the cheese wasn't on top of the bun. It was fresh and made my day. I think we may have had a blind connection as you gazed deeply over the food order screen. You must have been thinking, 'This must be a very desirable man. He orders three McDoubles and a bottle of water. Some day I will meet such a man who will make my dreams come true. I will make him breakfast McDoubles and bring them up to him in bed.' I too felt this passionate bond between us. Each McDouble I slowly unwrapped was more climactic than the last. The freshness of the meat and the attention to detail gave me a flavor explosion, in my mouth. We will meet again, I just know it. Until then you need to know you made my day.

Here's the actual post on Craigslist.

This deserves a Best-Of Craigslist award right now. My immediate reaction was that 3 McDoubles is an awfully bold order. I struggle crushing just one but hey, I'm a small man. My 2nd thought is perhaps this author should quit their day job and just start writing food porn. My 3rd thought was confusion, "breakfast mcdoubles"? Is that a thing? Why wasn't I informed? And my final thought is....there's just NO way someone gets this juiced up about their mickey d's order. This is a new level of weird and fascinating confusion for me. What do you think?

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