Just in Time for Valentine’s Day: The Chocolate Anus

Yes, flowers and dinner always work well on Valentine's Day. Maybe you're looking to 'sweeten' things up a bit. Depending on where he/she works, this might not be the item of affection to send to your bae's office. You can even get specific with said chocolate. You can choose meek milk, dilated dark, and tight white.

I'm not sure I would recommend these for a first date or a family member. Do you have a significant other with a bit of a wild side and a sense of humor? These might be perfect!

Now for the potential bad news. In result of overwhelming demand, these treats are sold out in a lot of spots. Easter maybe? I'm not sure I'd include them in the annual family Easter egg hunt, but you can order them and have them by the big day on 4/5.