A 64 year old Maine Man and an unidentified Maine woman battled in the town of Moscow, Maine a few days back over the man allegedly trying to steal lawn chairs!

Yes, lawn chairs. No word yet from police on whether or not these lawn chairs were plated in gold or not. One thing that is for certain, is that the 64 year old man, Dwight Nathan Hart, began swinging a machete at the unidentified woman. She then picked up a garden hoe and fought him off. No one was injured in the scuffle, but Hart was arrested by police and charged with a series of crimes.

 

JD's Take: I'm from Maine and this is just SO Maine. This is legit the Maine re-creation of a light saber battle in Star Wars, except it has nothing to do with galaxies and everything to do with fancy lawn chairs someone bought at Reny's. Where was big brother to video this madness anyway? Can you imagine the level of jokes that Daniel Tosh could come up with? One lesson learned from all of this; chain up your expensive lawn chairs....just in case.

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