Maine Missed Connection: I Didn’t Mind Your Stinky Fart
Different things turn different people on and apparently that includes farts. Check out this new missed connection from South Portland.
This ad speaks for itself. You don't need me to give you a play by play or dissect any of the lines inside it. If we are all being open and honest, we've farted in public at least a time or two in our lives. If you're me, THOUSANDS of times in public. But I can safely say that after ripping one that I've never received a craigslist missed connection based on it. I'm almost hurt. Feels like I need to up my farting game ASAP. Also, imagine if there was some sort of agency that judged "squeakers" and this guy, in fact, had one of the best EVER?! Stunning. Also, any good farter knows that if it lingers longer, you've really done your job. Hence the part of the ad where the cashier wasn't into it, but the person that wrote this ad was super impressed. Hope these guys find each other and then write a book "How one stinky fart brought us together" 'Merica! --JD
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