Man Steals Python From Pet Story by Stuffing it Down His Pants [VIDEO]

What do you do when you want a $200 ball python but you don't want to pay for it? You do what any normal person would do. You stuff the two foot slithering creature down your pants...and hope for the best. They're not venomous but the owner of the pet store in Portland, Oregon said quote, "He's lucky it wasn't feeding day.  Feeding days are on Mondays.  And they're very hungry."

Feeding day or not. Venomous or not. There's no way a snake is ever getting near my junk. (Insert joke here.)

The thief was wearing a hat, so they didn't get a good look at his face, and last we heard the cops are still trying to track the guy down.