Michael Bolton Customized Birthday Greetings [VIDEO]

Oh crap...Aunt Betty's birthday is this weekend and you have nothing to give her....well lucky for you, Michael Bolton does. He will be happy to customize a happy birthday greeting for Aunt Betty, or anyone for that matter. Gift cards and money are cool gifts I suppose but if you're looking to really show someone you care about them, a Michael Bolton customized birthday greeting will be sure to drop their jaw in amazement...or disappointment. Either way, it's probably worth a shot. You can choose from one of hundreds of names and Michael will even say things like "you're a fine ass woman today." Yup, not even kidding....

I apologize in advance if the song gets stuck in your head...