“Pizza Slut” & 10 More Cool Band Names

I took it to the CYY people to come up with some creative/entertaining new band names after I accidently came across a real doozie during the CYY Morning Show.. Show.

This morning I was scrolling through Facebook as I put the Morning Show.. Show together. After passing by rediculous amounts of eye garbage forced on us by Zuck's Crew, I came across a cartoon like drawing. It was a guy talking to a naked girl covering her exposed parts with couple slices of pizza. The man calls her, "Pizza Slut". I thought thats such a great friggin band name!

Listeners agreed and also offered some cool band names of their own to the proceedings. Between FB and the phone lines I got dozens and dozens and dozens of names. In no order, here's what I think might be the 10 best names to title the owners of ultimate rock supremacy!

ThunderSnow (meggs riely)
Shit Creek & The Paddles (jamie andrea moreau)
Pancake Fetus (ian jimtufts)
New England Vampire Panic (kristi belle)
Thomas Jefferson Monument Dance Party (tom leahy)
The Blackest Pink (sonia jones)
The Dirty Love Gloves (todd burgess) a zappa reference perhaps??
Hell Toupee (elizabeth miles)
Big Jim & The Twins (trevor bassett)
Lift Kit (tony calileo) he said "death metal country band who plays in drop c"

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