Playing With Fireworks This Weekend? Avoid Using Your Crotch Like This Kid (VIDEO)
This video is short and sweet but probably proves why fireworks were illegal in Maine for so long. Hey kid, why? Like, why?
Pretty much a new definition for fire crotch huh? I'm not sure what the fascination is with guys putting dangerous things near their crotch but I'm positive there is something written in our DNA that makes us think nothing could possibly go wrong. Even when lighting dangerous fireworks near your treasure zone.
I'm no astrophysicist but all my learnin' suggests a highly flammable object near a sensitive area to damage is a really, really bad combination. Enjoy the 6 seconds of idiocy that this kid endures and remember that no matter how many Miller Lites you crush this weekend, putting fireworks between your legs to make a funny YouTube is just completely unacceptable.