Randy Quaid and Equally Insane Wife Release Sex Tape

It couldn't have been Brad and Angelina or Justin and Jessica. Nope, it's the celebrity sex tape released that you just don't want to see....or do you?

Cousin Eddie who made us nearly pee ourselves in the National Lampoon's movies has been in the public eye over recent years for things other than appearing in movies. Quaid and wife Evi have made it known that they feel they're trying to be killed by a hired hit man thus being nicknamed the "star whacker" conspiracy theory.

The videos are both humorous and disturbing. In them you will see not only the two engage in some awkward sex, you'll also get the two bickering and discussing the "star whacker" theory all while the family dog barks in the background.

Are these videos out there for viewing pleasure...or lack there of? Yes, but you're own your on for that. I have opted to not be the guy that links home made porn by crazy celebrities to your computers at work or your children at home.

In lieu of that, please enjoy a tortoise having sexy-time with a crock.