This is what you can call an unwanted roommate.

Australian Trina Hibberd woke up around 4:30 a.m. to find a 16-foot-long, nearly 70-pound python she named Monty (Get it? Like Monty Python. Clever, right?) climbing the wall of her room, bumping into pictures and a hat rack like a really slow-moving drunk person.

Now, we're not sure, but it may be time to call an exterminator. Or animal control. Or a realtor so she can hightail it out of there.

Hibberd says Monty has been calling her home his home since 2012 and she just never did anything about it, proving Australians are either tougher or more insane than we are in the States.

That thing is mammoth. He takes up so much space she should him rent and is way more frightening than the man who spotted some snakes in his attic.

Hibberd posted a photo of Monty, as well, in case the video didn't freak you out enough.