The Top 10 Nicknames That Guys Give Their Junk

A recent survey of over 1,000 guys overseas found a variety of peculiar nicknames men give their private parts. Here are the top 10 most common.

According to the Daily Mirror in the U.K., the  number 1 nickname for men to give their penis is TROY. Wait, what? Number 2 on the list is Hercules followed by #3 which is The Rock. Numbers 2 and 3 make a whole lot of sense but #1 is a bit of a head scratcher. What's worse is numbers 4 through 10. Check this list out:

4. Russell the Muscle

5. Wilfred

6. Dave

7. Jerry

8. Johnny

9. Randolph

10. Wilfred

Where the hell was this survey taken? A retirement home? This has to be the least creative bunch of nicknames in the history of penises. Naming your junk is a cliche "bro" thing to do but it should be funny and/or silly, not stupid. All this survey tells me is that guys in the U.K. don't really enjoy funny or silly.

In 2003, I took a spring break trip to Cancun with my college buddies and in our drunken haze, we all came up with nicknames for our manhood. I rocked "fat joe and the terror squad" for the entire week i was there. My friends used "Heavy D and the Boys" and "Big Head Todd and the Monsters" as well. We also had a dude call it "Baby Gap" because he didn't get it. Hey United Kingdom, that's how American college students do it!

Oh, and if you want to read the rest of the results of that survey, you can find them here.