How about the words "I pee sitting down" from a guy?  Now let's take a look at what our listeners had to say...here are some of our favorites...

Check out HER boobs!

I'm actually still married

I can't afford dinner

My ex is calling

That's probably just chocolate

It's not that contagious

I have a girlfriend

Today, I'm rash free

I have the sh*ts

Just ignore the smell

 

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