Yeah you read that right. A man was arrested by Portland Police today for blocking traffic near Congress Square in Portland. Lucky for us, Ted Varipatis of WCSH 6 happened to capture the moment because no one would believe us if he didn't. 

Maybe he was auditioning for the Monument Square Christmas tree job? Wrong square guy, but it's hard to tell with your face full of pine needles.

That silly sap. Maybe he was pining for some local eats. At least he was branching out.

I bet his bark was worse than his bite.

All bad puns courtesy of Townsquare Media Portland Digital Managing Editor Stephen Lenz. If you've got better puns, put them in the comments, otherwise he'll keep giving them to us.