What Would Your Boobs Be for Halloween? [QUIZ]
I've never given much thought to what my boobs would choose to be for Halloween. I just dress them up to match the rest of my costume. But when I found this little quiz, I started wondering what they might choose if they were capable of independent thought.
Check out this quiz on Buzzfeed to find out what your boobs would choose to be. Mine chose to be Death Stars. Apparently that's what they call themselves.
Here are some ridiculous topical costumes. Sexy Pizza Rat?!
Get your costume together and shake your rotting appendages at our UPCOMING HALLOWEEN EVENT:
- The Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash is a night of scary adult fun. Live music from Motor Booty Affair and Hello Newman. Featuring Gritty’s beer, with their Halloween ale, as well as some frightful cocktails from Tito’s Handmade Vodka and Allen’s Coffee Brandy.
EVENT: SPIRIT OF PORTLAND HALLOWEEN BASH
Come enjoy a night of adult fun at the Spirit of Portland Halloween Bash on October 29th, 2016 from 8pm to Midnight at the Portland Exposition Building! Dance the night away to Live Music from Motor Booty Affair and Hello Newman. The bar will be stocked with Gritty’s beer, featuring their Halloween ale, as well as some frightful cocktails. This is a 21+ event.