You’re Not Ready for These 27 Hilarious Suggestions for a Maine-Inspired Baby Name

You know when you need help naming a baby, your first choice is to ask the people of Reddit for help, right?

Nothing could go wrong there.

Well, one such person bravely decided to reach out for some Pine Tree State-inspired name guidance kicking off with their own suggestion of Acadia.

Maine-Inspired Baby Names

In true form, Reddit responded, and some of the answers were hilarious.

Can you imagine naming your kid Mooselookmeguntic? Sure, you can shorten it to call them "Moose."

One Reddit user even suggested a different nickname: "Call her Meg for short and then let her spend a lifetime surprising people when they assume she's just another Megan."

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Or what about Hanna Ford? You know, the popular Maine-based grocery store. I bet a baby named this has an eagerness to go shop and save.

Famous Maine drinks were also shouted out like Moxie and Brandy. You know, inspired by the Allen's.

There were hundreds of responses, but we pulled just 27 of the standout ones that will either make you laugh, pause or shake your head in disbelief.

And the first one listed below had hundreds of upvotes as the "best" choice.

Now if you're looking for perhaps some more serious name contenders with some Maine flavor, check out these following possibilities as well.

What is the most popular name in Maine?

According to the Social Security Administration, the top baby names of 2023 didn't have quite the same unique flair as the Reddit suggestions. Such a shame.

Still, for boys, the top 5 were: Theodore, Oliver, Henry, Hudson, and Owen.

And for girls, the top 5 were: Charlotte, Evelyn, Olivia, Eleanor, and Harper.

Who knows, maybe one day you'll meet a real live Barbara Harbora in Maine.