Michael Myers Spotted Terrifyingly Roaming Around Portland, Maine

Have you seen him yet?

Whoever it is that gets dressed up to the nines as Michael Myers from the "Halloween" movies to go haunt our city is doing a fantastic job at scaring the dignity out of us in broad daylight.

I respect it though, it's spooky season. So by all means, Michael, keep it going.

Mainers have been reporting on Portland's Facebook where they've seen him in hopes to go catch him in the act:

It doesn't stop at Michael though.

Scary Santa is also officially out and about on Commercial Street across from the Clam Shack.

While I was at the Shaw's across the bridge into South Portland, a dressed-up killer clown was roaming around the parking lot. He wasn't dangerous or anything, which is the important part, but it's still absolutely terrifying.

Thank you for the natural caffeine, my dude.

I thought we were done with the killer clown thing. Didn't we leave that back in 2016 when Portland went wild on the roaming clown thing in broad daylight in honor of Maine's own Stephen King?

I've also had the pleasure of seeing whoever this Michael Myers actor is walking around the back cove in Portland across from Hannaford as if he's just casually getting in some cardio.

Again, he isn't dangerous at all, and he's not carrying a weapon (or as far as I've witnessed), so in my opinion it's actually cute little Halloween additive.

Have you witnessed any of these guys? Drop pictures & locations in the comment section!