My Open Letter to Whoever Threw Their Panties Out at This Popular Maine Restaurant
Normally, I know what to expect when I go to this popular Maine restaurant. I've been a regular at this Maine joint, Mainely Brews, for quite some time now.
Each Wednesday I look forward to going to Open Mic night host by Rob Burnell. We sing, we laugh, we drink, we eat fried pickles, basically, we have a blast.
But last night was extra. Why? Because my friend Ashley and I found something surprising in the trash can. I'm thinking it was probably the catch of the day.
Panties. Panties in a trash can. I have so many questions.Whose were they? How did they end up in there? Did they accidentally fall in? Or was it some bizarre panty-dropping ritual?
I am assuming that either someone had a really good night or a really bad night. Either way, it made mine.
Dear Panty Popper,
If you are the owner to the black panties in the trash can at Mainely Brews.... you are legend.