Someone Left a Rude Note on This Van in Portland, Maine, but Didn’t Use Paper

I really feel like I have no words for this, but let me give it a try.

I have to choose these words carefully here because this is a move that someone who can't control their temper makes and the words I'd like to use to describe this person not only can't be said here but would only stoop to this person's level.

What kind of person decides to leave a note on someone's vehicle but writes that note directly on the side of the vehicle?

Catherine Mullen spotted a van in Portland this week with some writing on the side of it and she got a picture because she couldn't believe what she was seeing. The van obviously belongs to someone like a contractor or private company that uses it to haul equipment, parts, and whatever else they need to do their job. The van is all white with no markings, or at least it used to have no markings.

As you zoom in you can see it's a note left for the driver of the van. That's nothing out of the ordinary, but whoever wrote this apparently didn't have any paper, so they just took a Sharpie and wrote the message on the side of the van.

It's a little hard to read especially on a smartphone, but it says "Learn to park jackass."

Rude, and doubly rude when you decided that instead of leaving a note on paper, you'll just write it on the side of the van. If I'm not mistaken, you just defaced private property just because you were upset with someone's parking. Grow up, suck it up, and move on with your life.

Sadly, you'll never be found so you can pay damages to the vehicle. Sure they probably aren't much, but you should be held accountable for it.

There. I think I managed to get through this without using some words my mother would wash my mouth out with soap for saying.