The Greatest Speeding Ticket Stop in Maine History [NSFW]
I got pulled over on the Maine Turnpike. I was in the Blimpmoble. There's nothing that matches that feeling of panic and despair as when you see that yes, those blue lights are for YOU. The Maine State Trooper was very nice, gave me the proper lecture and sent me on my way,
These Maine State Troopers have got to be the most patient people in the world...