Foolish News Anchor Accidentally Eats Cat Vomit Live on TV [VIDEO]

This is why your mother always told you not to eat food off the floor.

As the poor guy's colleague says, that was way past the Three-Second Rule (which is actually the Five-Second Rule), though it's hard to say if there's really any appropriate or acceptable statute of limitations governing the consumption of regurgitated cat food.

Well, it's better than eating bird poop, right?