Stephen King Captions His Dog Photos on Instagram Like A Pro

For someone who is known for his ability to create bone-chilling novels and short stories, many of which have been adapted to TV and film, horror writer Stephen King does not shy away from showing his profound affection for his dog.

King has a corgi that he refers to as "Molly, aka the Thing of Evil" in every photo he posts of her. She makes up a solid half of his pictures on the social media app, which is unsurprising given her cuteness. King's captions often allude to Molly aka the Thing of Evil's nefarious intentions, but just look at that face. How could she do anything wrong?

Here's a sample of our favorite King captions to put a smile on your face and a "bawww" on your lips this Friday.

"Should be a warning to huge pink snakes everywhere," commented @albertusmagnusjr.

Steal their candy?? She would never!!

If this little thing has evil in her soul, then I am completely under her spell.

BUT LOOK AT HER WITTLE PAWS.

DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO  DO TO KEEP THAT DEMON AT BAY, STEPHEN.

Pretty sure she just read your mind with her demon skills, man.

If ever you wondered how the famous author was at naming toys, now you know: he's immensely talented at that as well.