Hide The Kids, Here Are The Most Perverted Town Names In Maine
Time to put all of our heads in the gutter. Ask yourself this, have you ever been driving and come across a sign with a town name that made your inner 14-year old chuckle? Well, good. Because it's time to discover which of Maine's towns and cities have the most perverted names according to Estately.com
Are you aware that across the country people pronounce this as Bang-Her? That's obviously why it tops of the list of most perverted town names in Maine. Maybe we all missed the boat on that pronunciation...or the opportunity to have a town next door called Bangham?
2. OWLS HEAD
Well if you're playing this game with your head in the gutter, then any town name with head in it is probably going to get votes. Unfortunately for some, Owls Head isn't very big, with less than 2,000 people and doesn't last very long...in terms of area, of course!
The Schoodic Peninsula is part of Acadia National Park and in the world of perverted names, it just fits perfectly. Luckily there's enough Schoodic to go around, as it's shared by two towns, Gouldsboro and Winter Harbor. Those towns clearly live under the philosophy that you can never have enough Schoodic.
4. SHADY NOOK
What's wrong with doing it all for the nook? Shady Nook is the perfect place to escape in Maine to just play in the grass (or the mud, if that's your thing) or just get really wet. (there's a lake nearby) Just be careful not to trespass on private property or get lost in the thick brush!
But did you think we'd stop there? Some of our New England neighbors have some awfully perverse sounding town names as well.
NEW HAMPSHIRE: EFFINGHAM IA little something for the ladies)
MASSACHUSETTS: WOODS HOLE (Careful, it can get dark if you go too deep)
VERMONT: SHAFTSBURY (Don't try to wrap your head (or hands) around this one)
And then out of New England...here are some of America's greatest (and filthiest) town names:
PICKLE STREET, WEST VIRGINIA
CUMMINSVILLE, NEW YORK
BONE STEEL, SOUTH DAKOTA
SPUNKY PUDDLE, OHIO
LICK CREEK, ILLINOIS
BALLS FERRY, GEORGIA
SUGAR TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA