So what do you do when you don't know the answer to Final Jeopardy? You've already wagered your money, might as well have some fun with it. 

The name Turd Ferguson may ring a bell. That's probably because you've seen the Celebrity Jeopardy skit on SNL. Burt Reynolds, played by Norm MacDonald, gave himself that name to piss off Trebek, played by Will Ferrell. I'd link to that exact skit, but good luck finding an SNL skit on YouTube.