Ear Hair! What?

One thing I spent too too much time pondering over during my vacation was ear hair. I'm not a bad case by any means, but what an annoyance.

I don't know, I look in the mirror in the morning for a quick check and it looks fine. Later that night I'll be brushing my teeth before bed and notice a sprout or two. Seriosuly? Where the hell was that this morning? How does this stuff grow so fast?

There really is plenty more to worry about in your daily life, I know. Yet this stuff just pops up out of nowhere like a freeloading friend, crashing on your couch, sticking around, eating your chips and making things not so awesome.

I guess, not surprisingly, as we get older (we fellas, ladies not so much) ear hair becomes more common. I noticed that over the holidays bumping into older relatives. Some of these guys had some kick ass dreadlocks comin' out their ears. Then I wonder, do their significant others catch that stuff ever? Sitting across from your loved one at dinner or on the couch at night, don't people give a heads up? Should you have to ask your loved one to be on an ear lookout? Or should that come with the deal? Nose hair affects us all. That could be the swap! You watch my ears, I check your nose. Ladies, yes you can get those. That's a fact. Seems like a fair lookout deal.

The moral of this story, I guess I realized I'm old. Listening to a lot of 70's light rock classics never proved that to me, but a little bit of ear hair sent a loud and clear message.

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