Guy From Portland Posts A “Subtle” Missed Connection On Craigslist

I love Craiglist when people know EXACTLY what they want. This guy who posted in missed connections fit the bill.

Strong opening line. Nothing says gentleman or this is going to be a meaningful relationship like an opening line about her ass. Next up, we have a solid grammatical error which I can only assume came about because the guy who wrote this was frothing with excitement and just couldn't control it. By far the best line is the fact that "he would destroy foreign lands and civilizations to have that ass". Thanks a bunch Ghengis Khan. Not a single mention of this girl's face, her hair color, perhaps a dimple or maybe any other significant identifying feature. Purple pants. Fantastic ass. Damn, do I love craigslist. --JD