This woman wants to sell you s***, not hers but what she calls moose "tirds." Looking at Mary Winchenbach's inventory, I assumed the "tirds" weren't real but it turns out I was wrong.

According to WABI, Mary sells arts and crafts (farts and crafts??) made with real moose poos strait outta Somerville, Maine.

I'm not sure what drives a person to make things with poop but she seems to have a knack for it. Check those pieces out here.

My real concerns are:  How far does it go? What's the next step being inspired by poop? Does she work with other types poop? And how does everything stay clean and sanitary? How do you make poop sanitary?!?