South Dakota unveiled a new marketing campaign attempting to gather new residents and the basis is this: don't move to Mars, come live in South Dakota!

REALLY?!? That's who South Dakota is battling for new residents? Did the U.S. Census Bureau just unleash a new study on lawmakers there that said, "hey listen guys, people are down between flying to uninhabitable planet or South Dakota"? I've watched this 30 second gem at least 10 times and I still can't believe it's real. I'm looking forward to being trolled and finding out that Matt Parker and Trey Stone from South Park came up with this. Or maybe that guy that created those awful (amazing) Cleveland tourism videos. I'm going to watch one of those now to cleanse my pallet. The Cleveland video is NSFW!