New iPhone Update Will Include App That Tracks Your Sex Life

Apple is looking to keep an eye on your health....and your intimate moments with this new app that cannot be deleted!

The new HealthKit app will be part of the IOS 9 update this fall and a few details revealed by Apple insiders have raised some eyebrows. Part of the HealthKit app will be to track your sex life. How often are you getting it on? How long is it lasting? Did you use protection? Are you ovulating? Those will be just some of the questions asked by the new app. It would most certainly feel intrusive to some, but Apple is making that information private unless you need to share it with someone...like your doctor.

Get ready for the firestorm! This just sounds like a new toy that is going to get some many dumb dudes in trouble. I can already see the story coming out of Florida where a woman rifles through he boyfriend's iPhone and finds terrible things on his sex tracker. Also, how much info does Apple need? How long did it last? REALLY? Need to know what positions I was tumbling around in last week too? Oh and one final thing, you just KNOW that there will be parents "outraged" after their children were able to read mommy and daddy's sex habits through this new app.

"What lasted 38 seconds mommy?"