You never know who's gonna pop up on Dancing With The Stars a contestant. Prime example: Gary Busey. If it weren't for my Andy Grammar (who was a contestant last night) loving mom telling me to turn on the show,  I would've missed this television gold. 

The answers he gave for the generic questions that were given to him are just fantastic. Fantastic in the realm that they made no sense at all. It's not a news flash that Busey is a weird dude and may have never recovered from his motorcycle accident in 1988, which resulted in a fractured skull. Or maybe he's completely normal and he's screwing with us? Probably not...

Either way, the above video is quite entertaining! Highlights are at 3:08, 5:57, 6:40