Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.