Massachusetts Man Gets Dumped, Offers Literally Anyone a ‘Hairy’ Job
We've all known for years that you can basically find anything on Craigslist and essentially do anything on Craigslist, too. Back in college, I rolled the dice with buying a package of 3 pairs of tickets to the Red Sox on Craigslist. After that, I rolled the dice even more (especially since it was after the days of the Craigslist Killer) and got my first apartment off Craigslist.
And we all know what a gold mine the Missed Connections section of Craigslist is. Seriously. Absolute gold. If you haven't checked it out yet, do it in your free time. It's as addictive as scrolling through TikTok.
Another thing you can snag on Craigslist -- a job. Literally any kind of job under the sun, too. A quick search of the Maine Craigslist Job page shows job offerings at Domino's and Margaritas, a PreK teacher, a Handyman (or woman, silly not fully inclusive job posting) and more.
But the job that's offered by a man in Massachusetts is -- well, it's unique. And hilarious. And slightly gross. And tough to figure out if it's a joke or not (even though the listing says it's not.)
Want to replace this man's girlfriend?
Before you jump to conclusions, it's not a job like that. Nothing that's a creepy sugar daddy/sugar baby setup. Nothing that's illegal (unless you're on the Vegas strip, where apparently it's legal.) It doesn't involve any removal of clothing. Well, for the most part. The guy will become shirtless, but not for anything X-rated. It's a very PG job -- just a little gross.
"Job title: shaving body hair" about killed me, for the record. But no judgment -- if you're looking for an outside-the-box side hustle, I'm not one to -- as one of my friends says -- "yuck someone's yum," you can offer your services directly on the listing.
Question, though. Do you like...apply for a body shaving job? And what does that resume look like?!