Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Hilarious ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App Isn’t Real (But Probably Should Be)
"Thoughts and prayers" has become as much a part of the lexicon as "trigger warning," "LOL" and "selfie."
What’s the Worst Thing You Can Do on a First Date?
You've got a first date. Here's how to increase your chances of getting a second.
Dating Site to Open Bar That Bans Ugly People
Beauty is indeed only skin deep.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.
Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)
We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.
Man Loses Ring While Proposing During Yankees Game
We've all seen those scoreboard proposals at sporting events, right? Well, this one was unlike any you'll ever see.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
‘Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen’ Song Takes Bizarre to the Bizarrest Level
Don't even try to understand this. Just enjoy it for whatever it is -- whatever "it" may be, exactly.
The Best Cereal of All-Time Is One You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Trump? Clinton? That's not the toughest decision that needs to be made.
McDonald’s Japan Makes Pumpkin Spice Fries a Seasonal Reality
The list of pumpkin-infused foods, which already reads longer than the credits of Hollywood blockbuster, is about to grow.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
Flustered Dog Is Totally Beyond Atrocious at Hide and Seek
This energetic pooch can't see what's right under his wet nose.
Which ‘Ouch, That’s Gotta Hurt’ Fails Are Worse — Football or Soccer?
Football may the most popular sport in America, but soccer is the most popular sport in the world. So, it's news when something goes wrong in a game.
More Than Just Slightly Deranged Woman Stabs Male Roommate for Denying Her Sex
This probably wasn't the long object this woman hoped to be handling.
Watch Creepy Clowns Be Uber-Creepy and Never Sleep Again
Your fear of clowns is not going to get better anytime soon.