Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Husband Wakes Up Wife on Her Birthday With Orchestra Playing ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Woman Dominates Arcade Basketball Like No One Ever Has
The phrase "shoot the lights out" comes to mind while watching this hoopster.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Grandma Drinks Up Like a Rock Star on Spring Break
A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.
Can You Name the 2 States That Don’t Observe Daylight Saving Time?
Daylight Saving Time is upon us. Well, most of us.
Tim Tebow’s Hyped 1st At-Bat With the Mets Did Not Go Well. At All.
It's weird that you can spell "Tim Tebow" without a "K."
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Superfit Man, 90, Does More Pull-Ups Than You Ever Will
Man, the senior citizens of the world are kicking our butts.
This Sumo Wrestler’s Savage Knockout Will Make You Glad You Chose a Different Line of Work
When two very large objects collide, it has quite an impact.
Watch Bananas Turn Into a Surprisingly Effective Musical Instrument
This music has some real a-peel.