Insanely Stupid (But Real) Books For Your Summer Beach Reading

Looking for a good novel to pass the time while catching some rays? I can't promise these will be good, but they certainly will raise an eyebrow...or two.

I'm not here to lie and tell you I crush 100 books every summer while sipping cocktails beachside. It took me two summers to finish Moneyball and I still don't know half of what I read. But I know people are always looking for new beach reading, so here's a few titles that you might want to pick up...

1. I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom Is A Sasquatch, She's Hot And I Want To Shower With Her by Lacey Noonan

JD's Take: Same author that you brought other classics like "A Gronking To Remember" so clearly the author has found her wheelhouse. I feel like the title suggest the story might have its limits, but then again, do sasquatch's shower? I'm intrigued.

2. Diseases Caused By Masturbation by Dr. M. Tissot

JD's Take: I think I probably need to read this for multiple reasons but that's personal. I suspect you'd get some serious looks on the beach reading this one, but imagine how much knowledge you could gain. Get smahhhhhter!

3. Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle

JD's Take: Wait, what? Hey Chucky Tingle, I don't want to question your ability as an author but there's some serious basic flaws with the whole concept. It does make you want to know what the title means though, right? Ever so slightly...

4. Get Him To Propose In 80 Days: Unlock The Secrets To Make Your Guy Fall In Love & Commit To You Forever by Titiana Hudson

JD's Take: The cover of this book should just be covered in red flags. If i'm on the beach and I see a girl reading this, i'm packing up my stuff and moving to the other side of the beach. I'm sure Titiana has some really useful tips, but nobody is going MAKE me fall in love or commit forever, I'll just have to want to.

And there you have it, a nice little suggestion list to start your summer beach reading. Maybe i'll stick to listen to CYY.