Why Did The Turkey Cross the Road in Norway?
Ya know...it seems only fitting that a turkey was crossing the road and not a chicken.
Turkey
A Real Dirty Bird: Turkey Peeps On, Breaks Into Kennebunk Home
Though it's serious to us, breaking and entering is just a game to this piece of game.
Someone Dumpster Dove Turkeys From Hannaford And Then Resold Them
Police are warning that you WILL NOT have a happy thanksgiving if you eat these previously discarded turkeys