Well that didn't take any time at all. On Tuesday, the Portland Police Department announced that a sculpture of a porcupine had been thieved from the Portland Jetport sometime in March or early April and that they were looking for leads. Within hours, someone created a spoof PWM Porcupine Twitter account.

You can read some of the funny explanations as to where the porcupine has been spending his away time since leaving the jetport. By the way, the Portland Police would still like to find the actual sculpture, and if you have any information, please contact them immediately.