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Got Bumped at Whole Foods in Portland? Friend Wants Your Number
Got Bumped at Whole Foods in Portland? Friend Wants Your Number
Got Bumped at Whole Foods in Portland? Friend Wants Your Number
I'm on a mission to find this apparently "gorgeous" man my girl bumped into while crafting her perfect little salad in Whole Foods in Portland, Maine. She saw you, immediately crushed on you, but was too nervous to make a move. I'm making her move for her.

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