Someone Left Their Teeth Behind At Merrill Auditorium In Portland After They Voted
First off, we're super pumped that people young and old got out of the house on Tuesday and voted on candidates and issues. We're less pumped that someone, presumably an older resident of Portland, has been living the last two days of their life without their teeth.
Shared on Twitter by Portland Press Herald writer Randy Billings, Merrill Auditorium is looking for the owner of a nice set of teeth that were left behind at the polling booth the other day. The challenge with this sort of thing is well, how do you know who they really belong to?
We're hopeful that the person who misplaced their teeth hears about this, and recovers their choppers before their next attempt at a steak dinner. Thanks for voting! No go get those teeth!