It’s Spose Up Way Too Early (and Filling in on CYY Morning Show All This Week)

So it's Spose. A few days ago Rob texted me and told him to "give [him] a buzz when I have a chance." Naturally, I thought he was firing me from my meager weekend shift at WCYY for the degenerate nonsense I had said during my shift last weekend. Turns out I was wrong and I wasn't fired. In fact, it was kinda the opposite. He asked if I would fill in for Joey Disco this week (not sure why Joey's out, there must be new porn dropping this week or something that Joey had to get his socks ready for) on the morning show.

Doing a morning show on the radio has always been one of my dreams, so I agreed to cover for Joey this week (Weds, Thurs, Fri). I thought it'd be awesome. Then this morning rolled around. I woke up at 4:40 am. I walked into One City Center at about 5:45 AM. I'm not into taking selfies normally but I saw my reflection in the window and I just looked so sexy (read: miserable) that I had to capture it. Here is photographic evidence that I am not a morning person:

Nonetheless, I'll be hosting the morning show all this week till Friday!!! Lemme know if there's anything you wanna hear in a morning show / wanna talk about / don't wanna hear, etc!! AND HOW DO YOU WAKE UP THIS EARLY?!?!?! 

Ps. My new album "Why Am I So Happy?" is out now, feel free to go buy it here so I can quit my job at CYY. I'm just kidding they don't pay me. I'd still work here.