Vanity Plates

Let Mainers be weird and gross!!

If you could create a new Maine license plate, here's a list of crazy things you would you put on it.

Does EVERYONE have a vanity license plate in Maine now? It has to be because we have another batch of plates for you of which we’ve never seen before. NO REPEATS here on the weekly installment of Crazy Maine Vanity Plates from Maine, starring Morgan and his crew from Vanity of Maine. You would think, that after writing dozens of these that we would, at some point, have to recycle some. But nooooooo. We have another “bumper crop” of insane, incredible, rude, and wonderful Maine plates for you.

If you're new to the concept of the vanity plate in Maine, just know that ANYTHING and everything is up for grabs. There are no restrictions on what someone can put on their car. It's great for them, but then we all are forced to read them! Here are our faves of the week:

After we shared some of the dirtiest vanity plates in Maine... the messages started coming in! Now, we have a ton more to share. These are wicked funny!

We found 18 vanity plates that we can't believe were approved by the censors! Then, we found out... there aren't censors anymore!

No sugarcoating that one right there. We're not going to pretend it has something to do with The Forks or anything else lame like that. The message is clear, and you don't need us to spell it out for you. We noticed this on Reddit courtesy of NinjaSays and it left a lot of redditors wondering "how did this plate get across the censors"...

Have you ever been driving along, spotted a license plate and had to do a double take? Here are some of those filthy vanity plates that slipped by the Maine DMV.

Maine has a LOT of vanity license plates! By just walking around downtown Portland for a few minutes I was able to find 30 very creative and very puzzling plates.

Vanity plates are commonplace in Maine. An expression of your occupation, your family or perhaps even a motivational word to live by. But as with all customizable things, some of us prefer to take a filthier route. Take these two Subaru owners vanity plates that popped up on Reddit over the weekend...